Feb
19th
Tue
19th
Millard Fillmore
Is my favorite President of all time. Have you read the Fugitive Slave Act of 1853? If only a man of such sisu were to occupy the White House today! I could send Gaby and Noah to Washington on the Fung Wah bus to lobby for passage of The Fugitive Blogger Slave Act of 2008, thereby returning the likes of Liz Spiers, Pete Rojas, Jess Coen, and Alex Balk to their rightful owner, ME, and get them churning out more bile from my own personal Amistad on Crosby Street. They just don’t make Presidents like Millard Fillmore anymore.
