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The Finishing Touch

Oh joy! The kit I ordered from www.makeyourowndildo.com came in today. Now I’ll have just what I always wanted for my new office—a bronze statuette of Scott Kidder’s cock for a paperweight! I’ll have Noah do the molding of Scott’s man-mallet right away.

Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there that dreams do come true!