Apr
15th
Tue
15th
An E-Mail Exchange With Richard Lawson
From: am.lawson@gmail.com
To: nickguidodenton@gmail.com
Subject: I need to get this off my chest…
Mr. D-I go to bed every night thinking about you. I have an empty desk right next to me, and I’d love nothing more than to have you sitting right next to me. Why must there be so much distance between us??? Don’t run from your feelings! You know that what we could have would be absolutely wonderful. I know you pulled me off of sales just so we can be closer. ;)
From: nickguidodenton@gmail.com
To: am.lawson@gmail.com
The building anticipation from having me haunt your dreams for a while will only make our future lovemaking all the better. So chill the fuck out.XO,
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From: am.lawson@gmail.com
To: nickguidodenton@gmail.com
WTF???
From: nickguidodenton@gmail.com
To: am.lawson@gmail.com
Look, it’s never going to happen between you and I, okay? I’m into the Blacks and the unattainably straight, young, faux-hipster types who run sophomoric websites for frat boys. And you’re so not black or unattainably straight. Now, please don’t cry at your new workstation. Your tears might stain the finish.
