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My Particularly Vile Employees

I’m more than sure that this is all Jim Lehnhoff puffing away while yapping into his celly coordinating his diaperpail friend activities, but seriously people, what are we, an assembly of dirty Brooklyn hipsters or something?

From: Roxanne Gelfer roxanne@gawker.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 1:46 PM
Subject: Attention All Smokers…
To: (redacted)@gawker.com

Hi,

An ash tray has been made available for disposal of cigarette butts on
our ‘smoking roof’!

Please do not discard these butts anywhere but in the receptacle mentioned.

There are quite a bit of cigarette butts all over the roof and
particularly around the drain. Should this drain become clogged then
our neighbors below will have quite a problem.

So lets enjoy our smoking priveleges and keep our ‘butts’ out of trouble.

Thanks,

Roxanne 

Let me add to Roxanne’s memo by stating loud and clear: The only clogging/unclogging involving butts that I want going down on that roof are—-oh nevermind.