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![Boltlung, is Reilly off of his medications again? From: reilly@gawker.comTo: [redacted]@gawker.comSubject: Donuts on the kitchen table! Hey guys, I brought a bunch of donuts in for you all enjoy. Be sure to grab some. There’s glazed (my personal favorite) and the regular kind with chocolate frosting on top. Yes, they’re from Dunkin’ Donuts, but you can’t expect some kid from western PA who moved out here in the Fall to know where all the “New York donut shops” are now can you? I am aware there are many Gawker people who don’t actually work out of the NY office. Don’t worry, I thought of you out-of-towners (I always think of everybody, that’s how my parents raised me). Attached to this e-mail is a coupon for one free donut at my expense. There are some rules, however. 1. This coupon is only valid for those who are unable to commute to the office today, May 21, 2008. 2. I will not mail you the donut. 3. The maximum amount spent on the donut cannot exceed $2 (U.S.) including tax. 4. I will not give you the $2 instead 5. You must present the coupon in order to receive your donut. 6. You must attend the purchasing of your donut with me. 7. The donut DOES NOT have to be from Dunkin’ Dounts, but it must a donut as defined by wikipedia. 8. This offer is good for ONE donut, not multiple, smaller donuts of equal value. 9. All future and past Gawker employees are ineligible. You’ll notice the coupon doesn’t expire until 2010. I initially thought one year would suffice, but then I got to thinking that the chances of me actually seeing most of you in a year is pretty slim. So I extended it for another year. You have two years to claim your donut. Print it out and stuff it in your wallet or purse. So there, everyone should be happy. Enjoy! Jim](http://27.media.tumblr.com/mif6Ee0aS99xzyhtS6QfHyKU_400.gif)
Boltlung, is Reilly off of his medications again?
From: reilly@gawker.com
To: [redacted]@gawker.com
Subject: Donuts on the kitchen table!
Hey guys,
I brought a bunch of donuts in for you all enjoy. Be sure to grab
some. There’s glazed (my personal favorite) and the regular kind with
chocolate frosting on top. Yes, they’re from Dunkin’ Donuts, but you
can’t expect some kid from western PA who moved out here in the Fall
to know where all the “New York donut shops” are now can you?
I am aware there are many Gawker people who don’t actually work out of
the NY office. Don’t worry, I thought of you out-of-towners (I always
think of everybody, that’s how my parents raised me).
Attached to this e-mail is a coupon for one free donut at my expense.
There are some rules, however.
1. This coupon is only valid for those who are unable to commute to
the office today, May 21, 2008.
2. I will not mail you the donut.
3. The maximum amount spent on the donut cannot exceed $2 (U.S.) including tax.
4. I will not give you the $2 instead
5. You must present the coupon in order to receive your donut.
6. You must attend the purchasing of your donut with me.
7. The donut DOES NOT have to be from Dunkin’ Dounts, but it must a
donut as defined by wikipedia.
8. This offer is good for ONE donut, not multiple, smaller donuts of
equal value.
9. All future and past Gawker employees are ineligible.
You’ll notice the coupon doesn’t expire until 2010. I initially
thought one year would suffice, but then I got to thinking that the
chances of me actually seeing most of you in a year is pretty slim.
So I extended it for another year. You have two years to claim your
donut. Print it out and stuff it in your wallet or purse.
So there, everyone should be happy.
Enjoy!
Jim
